The Nostalgia Critic Ten Commandents

1. Those who sing the theme of Doug will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
2. All movies suck.
3. Just because Catherine Zeta-Jones is in it doesn't mean the movie is going to be saved.
4. If a mindfuck scene occurs, disregard it.
5. The Bat Credit Card shall never be mentioned.
6. The Nerd is your rival. No exceptions.
7. Any movie containing Matthew Broderick is going to suck
8. Just because someone wears glasses doesn't mean they're smart.
9.If a movie that everyone loves is criticized, expect backlash.
10. That's a lot of fish.